(ryan @ diner in brooklyn with oliver brown)
this is the first of what i hope will become a weekly post in which i pose ten food-related questions to one of my friends, partners in crime, or culinary crushes (eric ripert, i've got my eyes on you). i thought i'd kick it off with a bang and interview my dear pal, ryan schrock. he cooks a mean roasted chicken, aspires to make watermelon beer, and celebrates a good meal by hula hooping in the buff. a general warning: this post includes discussion on bowel movements, figs, genitals, and juicy mangoes to the epidermis. enjoy, or turn back now, but you'd be missing out. a special thanks to ryan for being the guinea pig for this experiment and returning with such vivid answers.
1. guilty pleasure?
i used to steal a milk maid caramel every time i went to the supermarket. the first time, my mom told the cashier that i had had one caramel, and she said that was okay and didn't charge us for it. since then i've taken her word as carte blanche for me to eat one caramel every time i go to grocery store for the rest of my life.
2. cookbook?
the supper of the lamb by robert farrar capon. the moby dick of cookbooks.
3. comfort food?
i'm big on textures when it comes to comfort food. i think i am constantly searching for some unattainable, lost childhood experience with my comfort food eating. the texture of a bag of lays potato chips inserted into a foot long turkey or tuna sub does it. also, eating those peanut butter cheese crackers from 7-11 while drinking red gatorade, letting the gatorade soak into the crackers in my mouth. what else? supermarket rotesserie chickens, potato salad on white bread...childhood foods.
4. sexiest fruit?
either mangoes or figs. mangoes because they're so juicy and definitely the the fruit i'd want to smear all over my lover's body. figs because, cut in half, they look like delicious vaginas.
5. food memory?
coming home from elementary school as a latch-key kid and flipping on disney afternoon. i would make a big bowl of orville redenbacher instant popcorn and then pack it in fruit roll ups and make them into little balls that i could eat like an apple. this is what my adult body is composed of at its core. so unhealthy. one time i ate so many blueberry gushers that my poop turned green. i was so scared that i told my mom and then she made me show her. i had to not flush and call my mom in after i went to the bathroom. this is a negative food memory.
6. dish to perfect?
pancakes. in my opinion, it's difficult to make a pancake good enough to justify, beyond a doubt, making a sweet as opposed to savory breakfast. my perfect pancakes would probably involve some portion of sourdough starter, buttermilk, and buckwheat flour.
7. ice cream flavor?
hands down, molasses oatmeal cookie from "the ultimate" in asheville, north carolina. i also generally like alcohol themed ice creams (cherries jubilee, rum raisin, guiness) and butter/cream centric flavors (butter brickle, pralines and cream, dulce de leche).
8. restaurant?
diner in brooklyn. high quality, seasonal ingredients, on-site butchery, pastured animals (that they utilize every part of) and, beyond all this, no dish is without inspiration, without being gratuitously ornate or showy. diner is for real.
9. strangest thing you've ever eaten?
i don't know what it was. i speak some japanese, and so i became friendly with my local sushi chef. he would make me something off the menu every time i went. once he served me these little sour tasting, hard-yet-chewy nibs in a cold viscous sauce. they were okay. after i ate them, he told me they were the fish's seminal vesicles. i don't know if he was joking.
10. song about food?
"blue corn pancakes" by mike west and myshkin. a man loves a woman who doesn't love him back. she offers him blue corn pancakes and maple syrup to help him get over her.
ryan attempting to smoke salami. he reports, for the record, it doesn't work.